Invitation

[502]

Guys.

This is mostly russian-speaking forum. But if you, for whatever reason, got here and want to ask a question - please do. Do not hesitate.
There are english-speaking members which would be glad to help you to the extent possible.

Cheers,
SAON (server of general aviation of russia) staff...

[Eugene PPL(H)]

Let’s excesses our knowledge! Keep English forum alive and improve your skills. Keeping in mind international flights and departure \ arrival tower conversations? Just go ahead, try here and fly there! Suggest starting with NATO alphabet. Guess what?

[su27]

A - alpha...

[502]

1234: Approach, Cessna 1234, request.
Approach: Cessna 1234, standby.
1234: Approach, there is no room in aircraft, request sitby.

[sdflyer]

- Piper three mike alpha say airsped?
- ...airspeed
- Piper three mike alpha say altitude?
- ...altitude
- Piper three mike alpha say cancel IFR
- 160 kts, 6000 feet

[DR400]

ATC : "Cessna G-ABCD, what do you want to do ? "
Cessna : "Get my airline pilot licence."
ATC : "I meant in the next five minutes, not decades..."

Control : "You have enough fuel or not ?"
Pilot : "Yes"
Control : "Yes what ?"
Pilot : "Yes, SIR !"

CTL : "D-EXXX runway cleared, please say the number of persons on board."
Cessna : "Pilot, two passengers and a dog"
(The Cessna bounces 4 times on runway and finally stops)
CTL : "I presume the dog was on command ?"

[Александр E - Cessna]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR0lWICH3rY

[vova_k]

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